Lizzie: I wasn’t sure you were going to show up.  

Jb: What’s up?   

Lizzie: Well, it’s about Tammy. Are you still interested? 

Jb: She’s hot enough. Why? I thought she was with the guy you wanted.

Lizzie: Well, unfortunately, yes, but I think there’s a way we can both get what we want.

Joey: I’m done with my manual labor for today. Now it’s off to my serious job.

Tammy: You know, you really didn’t have to come all the way out here. My mom would have understood.

Joey: Yeah, well, I like working here. And I like being with you. It’s not so complicated.

Tammy: Because there’s no lizzie around?

Joey: I suppose.

Tammy: She’s the only distraction I can think of at Spaulding. So, why don’t you just ignore her? I mean, how hard can it be?

Lizzie: ( Laughs ) hey there, sleepyhead. Joey, you were amazing last night.

Tammy: So, we’re meeting up at company later, right? After you go into the office and help remy and marina with the voter registration drive?

Joey: Yeah, sure.

Edmund: Tammy, I didn’t know you were here. Hi, Joey.

Tammy: We’re just on our way out, actually.

Edmund: Well, not on my account, I hope.

Tammy: Of course not. Mom’s out, so you have the whole place to yourself. Make yourself useful.

Edmund: I will do my best. They’re gone.

Lizzie: Here she comes, little miss dependable. Okay, so we’re good, right? Um, make it look realistic.

Jb: How real do you want it?

Lizzie: That was good.

Jb: I know.

Lizzie: Okay, I’ll be right back. I’ll definitely be right back.

Jb: Oh, you know I’ll be waiting.

Lizzie: Okay.

Jb: Hey.

Tammy: Do I know you?

Jb: Not yet.

Tammy: I’m waiting for some friends.

Jb: You’re a friend of Lizzie’s, right? Tina?

Tammy: Tammy. And actually, calling Lizzie my friend would pretty much be pushing it. We just… we know each other, that’s all.

Jb: I guess Lizzie’s not too fat in the friend department.

Tammy: I’m sorry, who are you?

Jb: Lizzie and I are… well, I guess we’re friends.

Tammy: Yeah. Oh, I saw what kind of friends you are.

Jb: ( Laughs ) yeah, I guess you did.

Tammy: Is there something i can do for you?

Jb: I just saw you sitting over here. I don’t know, I had to see what you were like.

Tammy: So, you’re with lizzie now? Since when?

Jb: Couple days. We’re just getting started. You know how it is. I’m just sorry I didn’t meet you first.

Tammy: Well, you didn’t. And I’m taken, so you might want to stop flirting now.

Jb: No. Not really.

Tammy: Does lizzie know she’s hooked up with a total cheat? Flirting with one of her friends.

Jb: I thought you said you weren’t friends.

Tammy: I almost feel sorry for lizzie.

Jb: Lizzie’s cool. She knows the deal. We’re not exclusive.

Tammy: Well, I am.

Jb: Your boyfriend is that guy, joey, right?

Tammy: Yeah. How did you know that? Lizzie?

Jb: Look, I’m sorry, I don’t mean to make you get all squirmy, but I just figured you’d be into getting to know lizzie’s guy since she knows yours so well.

Tammy: What is that supposed to mean?

Jb: None of my business.

Tammy: What’s none of your business? You don’t know anything.

Jb: Really? Do you know where your boyfriend was the night of the storm?

Tammy: He works for spaulding enterprises. He was meeting some execs over at towers. They had a reception for him.

Jb: Oh, yeah, he was received. But I don’t think they were wearing a suit and tie.

Tammy: What are you talking about?

Jb: Look, I’m only telling you this because you look like a nice person and you don’t deserve to get played. Joey was with lizzie that night. All night.

Tammy: You’re wrong. There’s no way that joey would be with lizzie. There’s no way he could have.

Jb: Look, I know it hurts to hear. I just wanted you to know.

Tammy: You’re new in town, right? I think you’re getting your people mixed up.

Lizzie: Hey, how are you? Jb, what are you doing here?

Jb: Just hanging.

Tammy: And spreading lies.

Lizzie: Lies about what?

Tammy: Your new boyfriend here was making up stories about you and joey.

Lizzie: Me and joey, huh? You told her?

Jb: I thought you said it was cool.

Lizzie: It was just a one- time thing. It meant nothing. I told you to forget about that.

Jb: Yeah, well, you said it was no big deal.

Lizzie: Yeah, no big deal to me, but not to her.

Tammy: You are lying again! Now, just tell me the truth, lizzie. Were you with joey?

Lizzie: Look, tammy, I’m really sorry, okay? I never wanted to tell you this. I never planned on telling you.

Tammy: No. No, I don’t believe you. Joey would never. And if you… you!

Lizzie: Relax. It’s not like I made joey do anything.

Tammy: No. This can’t be happening. Joey loves me. He would never.

Lizzie: Of course he loves you, tammy. It wasn’t about love. It was just about sex. He’s still yours.

Tammy: I hate you!

Lizzie: You just had to tell her, didn’t you?

Jb: Okay, it was my fault. Whatever. Look, I think it’s better that you know, tammy. Trust me. I’m out of here.

Tammy: I have never hated anything more in my life. And I don’t believe you. I won’t. There is no way that Joey would ever be with anybody as disgusting and evil as you are.

Joey: I thought we were going to meet here. What happened to remy and marina? I thought…

Tammy: We need to talk.

Jb: And now the fireworks.

Lizzie: Hmm, you got that right.

Jb: So, are we all going to get what we came for?

Lizzie: What do you mean?

Jb: I mean, I did my part. Now you’re going to make sure i hook up with tammy.

Lizzie: Right. About that. I don’t think you’re exactly tammy’s type.

Jb: Why not? Lizzie: Well, maybe it’s a hunch. I mean, I do know her. You can give it a shot if you want. I don’t think you’re going to get very far.

Jb: You let me worry about how far I’m going to get.

Joey: Hey, what’s going on?

Tammy: I don’t know. I trust you. Joey, I know that you would never do anything to hurt me.

Joey: What’s this about?

Tammy: I need you to be honest with me.

Joey: Tammy, I don’t know.

Tammy: Tell me about…

Joey: What?

Tammy: The night of the storm.

Joey: Tammy, what did you…

Tammy: Tell me what happened, joey. What did you do? What did you do?